#1, hmmm. Much insomniac! Is that the right answer?

atmospheric pressure says you should probably suck some lollypop..

Falling asleep during the important parts? This is foreshadowing a great marriage.

I'm sorry op, not to be mean but there are many options to help with sleeplessness. It really sucked that your body chose then to fall asleep but you should've used tea or pills to get a nights sleep the night before.

I know it's going to be hard, but just tell everyone of your situation. I'm sure they'd understand.

I smell some deviousness. How can you consent if you're asleep? In case you want to get out, you'll have 250 witnesses. He'll forgive you, just give him a hot honeymoon :p

That's awesome. You'll be great in bed.

To have and to hold up?

congrats on your marriage! on a side note don't feel too bad. stuff happens.

Have you not heard the joke-- Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last ********. (Of course far from true) :P