By littmild - 02/03/2010 13:42 - Norway

Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML
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littmild tells us more.

The party wasn't at my girlfriends house, no.. Can't imagine why people think he would be pissed, it's just incredibly funny, and something we could laugh about for years. This is actually my first time posting anything here, the first time I've ever read comments, and I have to say I'm quite shocked how many people who misundertands this website. Like people who thinks you post things like this to get sympathy, or this ongoing debate on my alcohol consumption. I can't actually believe that there is people in this world who doesn't have more important things to do. Why isn't FML filled with "Today, I didn't have anything else to do than post negative comments on FML. FML." I feel a burden has been lifted off my shoulders, people! I felt a bit stupid for what I've done, but now I know I have a long way to go to beat some of you. And yes, I look good naked. Unfortunatly I was wearing socks that made me look rather fat.

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bahaha. Well I was just thinking that if he's a cool guy, it'd be something to laugh at. I know a dad that's like that. He tells people about his wild days and laughs about other peoples wild days. Just remember, despite all the negativity on this site, you feel better now that you told someone. AND it was your BIRTHDAY! you do what you want on your birthday!

1800getalife 0

metroid slayer you need to call the number on my username

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At least you didn't have Morning Wood? or did you?

At least her father did not walk in the bathroom naked as well, or did he....

perdix 29

YDI for cheating on your girlfriend WITH HER DAD! Alcohol is no excuse this time!

So you want us to sympathize with you for your inability to control your liquor? Chances are your girlfriend's father heard/saw much worse things from you the night before when you actually were drunk (and walking around naked) at her house.

So true, if he woke up shit faced on the bathroom floor, there must have been many fond memories of him prancing around naked

saywaturcoco 0

it's not WHY did I wake up but more like HOW did I wake u

I think I have read this one before...

he probably did realize, didn't care and then obviously had a hi-ho time. the next morning should be an afterthought and make stupid decisions now when it doesn't matter. Your life is far from effed OP