By littmild - 02/03/2010 13:42 - Norway

Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML
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littmild tells us more.

The party wasn't at my girlfriends house, no.. Can't imagine why people think he would be pissed, it's just incredibly funny, and something we could laugh about for years. This is actually my first time posting anything here, the first time I've ever read comments, and I have to say I'm quite shocked how many people who misundertands this website. Like people who thinks you post things like this to get sympathy, or this ongoing debate on my alcohol consumption. I can't actually believe that there is people in this world who doesn't have more important things to do. Why isn't FML filled with "Today, I didn't have anything else to do than post negative comments on FML. FML." I feel a burden has been lifted off my shoulders, people! I felt a bit stupid for what I've done, but now I know I have a long way to go to beat some of you. And yes, I look good naked. Unfortunatly I was wearing socks that made me look rather fat.

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bahaha. Well I was just thinking that if he's a cool guy, it'd be something to laugh at. I know a dad that's like that. He tells people about his wild days and laughs about other peoples wild days. Just remember, despite all the negativity on this site, you feel better now that you told someone. AND it was your BIRTHDAY! you do what you want on your birthday!

1800getalife 0

metroid slayer you need to call the number on my username

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I've been pretty drunk before, yet I never lose my clothes some people are just prone to alcohol=clothing loss. Least he didn't find you naked in your gfs bed... or his..

Congratulations to the dad, or should I say granddad, for running such a tight ship. Nothing like letting your daughter get boned by an irresponsible jerk right under your nose.

achooooo! oh, I'm sorry...I'm allergic to bullshit. Am I the only that remembers the other 508547 fmls like this?

Ok seriously I don'y have any friends that would prefer getting drunk at their home compared to some other place. If your life is so boring that you can't go out and have drinks with friends then **** your life, but when the opportunity comes that you get to go out and have fun the **** it. Just always have a DD to watch your back and drive people home. Who gives a rats ass if the OP was drunk, people drink, and if your don't drink because you are under 21 then you have no right to comment because I sure ass hell will bet anything that you will get drunk 1st chance you get. Hell I am 19 soon but always drink responsibly, at home WITH friends or at parties and what not

award, well be glad you live to this day. my dad wouldve killed my bf if he did that :)

Yes, the real FML would have been if his girlfriend's dad had stomped on his nackedness until he (the OP, not the dad) no longer needed to use birth control.

jennacide 0

"I would like to use this time to ask you for your permission for your daughters hand in marriage." :P

So I've heard, but the point I was trying to make is that if and when you drink then always have a person who is not going to drink, that way that person is capable of watching out for you and other people. I know I am not supposed to be drinking at my age but here in college nobody cares, but I always make sure someone is watching out for me and other friends

@#53 That would be ******* hilarious, for some reason it made me think of American Pie

are you hott at least? I mean naked and all?