By littmild - 02/03/2010 13:42 - Norway

Today, after celebrating my birthday yesterday, getting really drunk, I woke up naked in the bathroom at my girlfriend's house. Why did I wake up? Her father walked in. FML
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littmild tells us more.

The party wasn't at my girlfriends house, no.. Can't imagine why people think he would be pissed, it's just incredibly funny, and something we could laugh about for years. This is actually my first time posting anything here, the first time I've ever read comments, and I have to say I'm quite shocked how many people who misundertands this website. Like people who thinks you post things like this to get sympathy, or this ongoing debate on my alcohol consumption. I can't actually believe that there is people in this world who doesn't have more important things to do. Why isn't FML filled with "Today, I didn't have anything else to do than post negative comments on FML. FML." I feel a burden has been lifted off my shoulders, people! I felt a bit stupid for what I've done, but now I know I have a long way to go to beat some of you. And yes, I look good naked. Unfortunatly I was wearing socks that made me look rather fat.

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bahaha. Well I was just thinking that if he's a cool guy, it'd be something to laugh at. I know a dad that's like that. He tells people about his wild days and laughs about other peoples wild days. Just remember, despite all the negativity on this site, you feel better now that you told someone. AND it was your BIRTHDAY! you do what you want on your birthday!

1800getalife 0

metroid slayer you need to call the number on my username

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I hope it wasn't cold in there(shrinkage)

your right there are a lot of ppl that I know that don't bother looking for a DD but in my case after losing 2 friends to drunk driving accidents I always make sure there is one, and if not better find a comfortable spot to pass out on lol

well I'm going to assume that the dad knew it was your birthday, ad that he knew people were coming overto celebrate. he's probably had a few wild nights in his life too haha. hopefully you're tight with her family and you guys were able to laugh it off.

wait, sorry. this fml says nothing about the party being at their house... so that may have been extremely awkward!!!

that's when you get up and say " good day sir" find your clothes and leave.

I second 64. As a college kid myself, I always want to know if there's someone driving me or someplace within walking distance that I can crash at. I would never want to risk it.

The party wasn't at my girlfriends house, no.. Can't imagine why people think he would be pissed, it's just incredibly funny, and something we could laugh about for years. This is actually my first time posting anything here, the first time I've ever read comments, and I have to say I'm quite shocked how many people who misundertands this website. Like people who thinks you post things like this to get sympathy, or this ongoing debate on my alcohol consumption. I can't actually believe that there is people in this world who doesn't have more important things to do. Why isn't FML filled with "Today, I didn't have anything else to do than post negative comments on FML. FML." I feel a burden has been lifted off my shoulders, people! I felt a bit stupid for what I've done, but now I know I have a long way to go to beat some of you. And yes, I look good naked. Unfortunatly I was wearing socks that made me look rather fat.

bahaha. Well I was just thinking that if he's a cool guy, it'd be something to laugh at. I know a dad that's like that. He tells people about his wild days and laughs about other peoples wild days. Just remember, despite all the negativity on this site, you feel better now that you told someone. AND it was your BIRTHDAY! you do what you want on your birthday!

BaDumTsss_fml 23
SaltyLurker 10

Socks that make you look fat? Sounds like an awful excuse to me...?

he probably wasn't at their house while he was inebriated. He probably showed up while they were still asleep. That tends to be what most people do. I know I would never get trashed in front of my boyfriend's family.

dude, I love drunk people. they're so funny x) suckks though lol.

Completely agree, and also if everyone is drinking and they are having a good time, it's fun to drink with them too, oh and btw your fine Samantha

could be worse could have woken up in the tube with him