Facebook and Social Media: Today, after deactivating my Facebook page 4 days ago for stalking...

By SadManKillMeNow - 25/05/2019 22:00

Today, after deactivating my Facebook page 4 days ago for stalking reasons - as in me stalking my ex - I reactivated it for approximately 3 minutes to see what his status update was, then deactivated it again. I'm just THAT pathetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 00:00

Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML

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By unlovedfatty - 16/12/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML

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Get a life

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML

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Instadrama

By etahrabayraa - 27/06/2020 08:08

Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML

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Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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By MrsRockyHorror - 15/03/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

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Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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Healthy relationship goals

By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I'm more interested in Facebook stalking a former coworker than seeing what my girlfriend is doing on a business trip. On her birthday. For a week. Where she insisted on staying in her ex's spare bedroom. That she decorated for him. FML

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You deserved it 864

By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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MamaChey 24

Sunday 26 May 2019 0:40

You need help, but at least you admit it. That’s the first step

Jackey 29

Sunday 26 May 2019 0:30

Maybe it's time to download Grindr...

Comments

manb91gb 15

Saturday 25 May 2019 22:56

I know how you feel.. I'm going through the same thing with my ex and Hornet at the moment. I don't even love him anymore, I just miss talking to him. Try and stay strong... Good luck! Edit - wow homophobic crowd 😂

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 25 May 2019 23:31

You or a friend of yours contact your ex and tell him to block you on facebook. Then privatize all of his information and lock down his profile so you can't stalk him.

Jackey 29

Sunday 26 May 2019 0:30

Maybe it's time to download Grindr...

MamaChey 24

Sunday 26 May 2019 0:40

You need help, but at least you admit it. That’s the first step

alycion 38

Sunday 26 May 2019 9:52

Therapy. Now. Or start preparing your alibi.

xiaopetite 3

Sunday 26 May 2019 12:46

have been there. honestly u just need time. it will heal. advice from China

Iamthebanzai22 21

Sunday 26 May 2019 17:10

Well, at least you are trying. After pining for someone for a long time, I found something that works, although it still takes time: The thing is to control your thoughts as far as possible. Every time you think of him, remind yourself that he does not want you anymore rather than dwelling on how much you miss him. Good luck!