By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.

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CitrusGirl 0

No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.

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DRock525 0

I think the answer is no, since it was posted here, assumable right after!

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andy231245 4

seriously guy come on

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

I go offline so I don't veto talk to people haha :D

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abbi96x 0

You go offline on Facebook and come onto here? Teeheehee..

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mmmskittles 3

I was thinking that too. Chances are you go offline and then browse other sites or Facebook thinking if anyone noticed youre gone.

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plataapusss 0

it's a social network obviously he has a life

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sterlingarcher 1

ahaha you get off facebook to come on here?? classic! sounds like something i would do..lol jk jk i actually have a life ;)

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Justforlolz 14

You know, this sounds alot like a previous FML that was posted. Amirite?

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ienjoithinqs 0

it's not like it only happend to one person. Amirite?

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imacreeper 3

I have a bunch of friends who are facebook ****** and they have lives =]

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kcluna 6

Just cause you are always on FB it doesn't mean you don't have a life, it just means you have a smartphone!!

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TookaWooka666 0

I don't so the social networking thing myself, I know it is under constant supervision of the goverment along with everything else in our daily lives, come to think of it I probably shouldn't be commenting on he-.. oh shit!!

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XZeenon 1

Clearly she doesn't... What's the matter with people asking obvious things?

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A7X_LoVeee 10

118 see comment 69. DERP.

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L3Paparazzo 7

op is one of those people who comments on everything .

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curleyQ97 9

I do that but it's because I just don't want to deal with people. In the past I've accidently walked away from my computer with it on and guys have gotten mad at me for "ignoring" them.

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iAmScrubs 19

The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.

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chino627 0

my cell phone keeps me online for chat so when a actually look at FB I get a lot of messages saying get off FB

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Imabigbeast 5

op has a life, because everyone on fb has a life. what better way to spend your day than to sit at your computer, playing games, and updating your status whenever you doing something, such as going to bathroom.

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bodmonontheblock 0

facebook is so boring its like jail writing on other peoples wall all day and getting poked by strangers

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johnnybagodonuts 2

was it really that funny?

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chimpsndip 0

Maybe he just thought of something funny. Like a cow. It's a funny cow.

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mcrepas 19

Hahaha! Silly cow! Yes I did actually think about a cow...

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YacL 15

Instead of pretending you have a life, you could actually go and get one. Just a suggestion. Anyway, yeah, that is sad. FYL.

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Scalabrine44 0

I do that sometimes...

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rocketeer_97 1

i think ive seen this one before .....

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sheagstaz 0

wonder where you got that from

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

where I got what from?

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

maybe you should ACTUALLY get off Facebook, get out of the house, and meet a nice man. I'm sure you'll find that to be much more satisfying.

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

sigh. then find a nice hot lesbian lady

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hawright 13

Sheethapins really? I mean what if she us a necrophiliac??? that is so gay, we get what she was trying to say, draw some inferences

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ConradDavid 1

why did the conversation from the comment above flow into this one... I don't git it

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

you saw that too?!

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RaineLee 5

Go out more. Stop sitting in front of your computer all day.

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