Miscellaneous: Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour...

By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By HomeChump - 28/09/2016 05:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML

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By Sack - 10/11/2011 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2017 18:00

Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By loveloves154 - 30/03/2018 15:00

Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 17:59

Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML

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Adamantoise 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:09

not to mention there's a hole in your floor?

DrButtermaker 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:14

That sucks. Though it could've been worse... Could've fallen right through the floor and pulled the toilet down with you...

Comments

navy_brother95 0

Monday 14 February 2011 17:41

ask me if i care

Kesler_17 0

Monday 14 February 2011 17:43

I don't think anyone cares if you care.

yay_knee 3

Monday 14 February 2011 18:26

Do you care?

takemewithy0u 0

Monday 14 February 2011 19:15

Sounds like a good day!

DarkSerge20 6

Monday 14 February 2011 20:51

Must be on ghetto house you stay in. xD

perlaaaaaa 0

Monday 14 February 2011 21:03

Ahhhhh now thts something I WANT to go thru(:

Puppyface171 0

Monday 14 February 2011 21:21

Fatty.

zowieandzander77 1

Monday 14 February 2011 21:34

I'm still wondering how you managed to grab the back of the toilet tank after just stepping our of the shower. Toilet tanks are always back against a wall... that's a long reach

Sniper3000 0

Monday 14 May 2012 5:50

Every bathroom is different. Some have the toilet between the sink and tub or the sink in the middle(like mine)

Driveshaft 5

Monday 14 February 2011 21:51

ydi for being poor

xdmsjcx 0

Monday 14 February 2011 22:47

HOW MUCH DO U WEIGH!!!! lol there has been a weak spot on my floor for like 9 years and I didn't break the fricken floor haha

hnick314 5

Monday 14 February 2011 23:44

ANT SPRAY! You are in New Mexico. You don't have a lot of termites that I know of. Ants, you have. Kill the ants. It makes falling through floors a lot less common. In the mean time, piss on the ones that call you fatty. An uncompromised house would support a lot more than human weight on a given area.