Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his...

By datingamoron - 14/02/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

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Money money money

By hmmm - 01/10/2013 12:32 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML

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You deserved it 4 034

By Screwupify - 06/08/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, while eating at a restaurant, I commented to the waiter about how large the pizza was. He then writes down his number, pats his crotch fondly, and informs me that "everything" I'm going to find at that restaurant is going to be big. He was serious. FML

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Help yourself

By IGOTIT - 05/09/2013 07:24 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying, "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card." FML

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You deserved it 3 581

By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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You deserved it 1 712

Money money money

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 20:00

Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML

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You deserved it 685

By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 32 302

By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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You deserved it 3 041

By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

cynthiaaah 4

Monday 14 February 2011 16:05

why would he announce his pin number out loud...

skyeyez9 24

Monday 14 February 2011 16:13

At least his "fart" paid for dinner.

Comments

saywhaaat_01 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:05

hahahahahahaha

cynthiaaah 4

Monday 14 February 2011 16:05

why would he announce his pin number out loud...

yomamasmama 0

Monday 14 February 2011 16:24

foreal! how stupid is her boyfriend..

bariforlife 0

Monday 14 February 2011 19:24

ur bf is a dumbass unless he was sayn tht as a joke to embarrass you in which case its still FYL

flamegrilled123 3

Monday 14 February 2011 20:41

2178?

therealdavid 0

Monday 14 February 2011 21:04

How I read it was he only shouted "Fart".

laxgirl3 0

Monday 14 February 2011 22:10

no 3278

FunnyGuy5051 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 2:01

why would she re say it online?

firecapez 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 2:34

Because, we don't know who she is, let alone who her boyfriend is.

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:14

Amoron Her name says she's dating Amoron. We find Amoron, we've got his money. There can't be that many Amorons, right? I'll search Spokane and Yakima.. You guys split up the rest of Washington. We WILL find Amoron. Okay, I'm done.