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By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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Same thing different taste

By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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Grossed out

By vomiting - 07/03/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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Sussy Baka

By Yasmine - 24/12/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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Igshmia 0

Friday 29 July 2011 16:08

Soooo.. he likes ****?

JiggaJayZ 16

Friday 29 July 2011 16:08

Food > girlfriend

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geetah 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:23

Hmmm...chicken or girl. that's tough......Yep definitely the chicken.

dancerNsinger4li 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:29

Lol after I first read this, I thought it said "After I ate out my boyfriend..."

Piinkdottx3 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:29

foreshadowing **** vs pussy... I don't think this will end well for you...

ashleii2010 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:37

at first I thought tis said after I ate out my boyfriend 0.o

vampireluv3r 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:48

you should leave him he's a sick

donkeytoes 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:04

Guess he knows he can eat the chicken later...

Mr_Eradication13 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:17

chicken is good.

Mr_Banana 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:07

Am I the only one that read this as, "Today, after eating out my boyfriend".

madadamuk 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 10:28

maybe you fight all the time and he was just screwed if you were taking his food too. could have been an argument that was your fault too. considering your whiney over analysis, I call ydi