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By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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Friday 29 July 2011 16:08

Soooo.. he likes ****?

JiggaJayZ 16

Friday 29 July 2011 16:08

Food > girlfriend

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 0:19

Must've been some pretty good chicken.

turkishjew 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:42

not just good but... ddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnnn good chicken

2kiss 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 0:46

thats dirty:)) *** em

koshkaenigma 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 1:06

bwahahaha he sounds like an a hole and u are better off alone than being with a pathetic loser like him.

enduriwolf 19

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:18

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would do. not really but he'd go after food lol. You're probably better off without him

xijinping 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:20

oh chicken is serious

Bebbo_fml 21

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:37

Of course food leaves you! From the backend!

jren207 24

Saturday 30 July 2011 3:37

I like chicken, so i'd have done the same too, possibly.

danielleeloise 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:57

how do you eat a guy out?!

mpclaw 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:59

smart guy. what did you do to provoke it?

Capt_Oblivious 10

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:12

Well yeah, chicken goes bad fast, you have to consume it while you can. Relationships go bad also, but usually not quite as quickly.

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