Intimacy: Today, after evicting my roommate for excessively not abiding...

By livingonmyownfromnowon - 13/09/2016 06:38 - United States - Olivehurst

Today, after evicting my roommate for excessively not abiding by the lease agreements, he thought he could get back at me by sending me a video of my sister giving him head. FML

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By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

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Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By what a dumbass - 19/05/2022 04:00

Today, my idiot roommate finally realized that a girl who follows you everywhere like a puppy, always wants to talk to you, and "accidentally" sends nudes is into you. Unfortunately, she's since moved on from him. Now I get to listen to him whine about how unfair it all is. FML

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By pranksonpranks - 14/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, my sister and I have been in a prank war. She spammed my phone with dozens of random dick pics from the internet. My boyfriend saw and accused me of cheating. Now he won’t talk to me, and my sister won’t help me explain things. Guess she won. FML

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By Freechbear - 17/09/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 13 September 2016 15:24

Let your sister know what kind of person he is. If she was aware of his intent with the video then you know what kind of person she is too. Your roommate sounds abusive, vindictive and entitled.

Nick_Pat91 9

Tuesday 13 September 2016 15:13

Um, were you trying to say 'At least it WASN'T a video of .... ' ?

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nykkilynn16 7

Wednesday 14 September 2016 0:32

What a pig.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 14 September 2016 0:44

That sucks. No, wait...how much time do I have to edit thi

claudiajean 24

Wednesday 14 September 2016 1:30

If he did this without your sister knowing, is actually illegal so you could easily turn this back on him, get your sister some justice andddddd get him out in his place

R3TR0ACTIC 4

Wednesday 14 September 2016 4:27

That would be awkward for me as I live with my brother

cocoareo 7

Wednesday 14 September 2016 4:42

I'd actually tell him that's illegal (because it is) and that alone should scare him into deleting it. Filming sexual acts and distributing them without that person knowing, or their consent, a illegal. And that would probably also fall under the category of "revenge ****" which is highly illegal. Hope it all works out for you OP!

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 14 September 2016 5:40

Your presuming that OP's sister did not consent.

PANDORUM89 21

Wednesday 14 September 2016 8:12

Obviously he doesn't not know that you can press charges against him and so can your sister for him filming her without her consent and the distribution of the video. Hopefully he gets fined a pretty penny or meets the inside of a jail cell, what a dick.

somedudesomewher 29

Wednesday 14 September 2016 14:32

Today, my brother got a video of me giving his former room-mate head. FML.

mrBearBear 11

Wednesday 14 September 2016 19:01

Text him back letting him know that he should get checked for STDs now. Not saying your sister has any but it'll be fun to freak him out

nightstalker94 18

Wednesday 14 September 2016 20:33

Yeah, those are fighting actions. You wouldn't disrespect your own sister so why disrespect someone else's?

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 14 September 2016 21:29

I agree that you should tell your sister about this. If he filmed this without her consent, he broke the law. This could be construed as revenge ****, and that will get you into a whole lotta trouble in California.