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Wow, if I were you I'd kill for a new boss.
i'd kill to not have a boss!
I'd kill to be the boss.
I'd kill for anything really..
all these comments , just made my morning xD ^^
I'd kill for a Klondike bar
Bitch overhearin'
I can't believe your manager would actually think your were serious about something like that. Hopefully you didn't get into too much trouble. Might want to rethink your place of employment.
Well I think it was more like a warning. I mean if he could have heard it other customers could most likely hear it too, and that isn't good for business. Op chose that job and should get used to rude customers.
Well considering op's reaction im guessing it wasnt the first time he said something like that. U can't just walk around threatening people no matter how rude they are. And especially not if people can hear you. Every job has its down sides, still he chose sales, everybody knows at one point you will have to deal with rude customers.
You shouldn't have to get used to rude customers, the manager should grow some balls and handle the situation. There's a difference between being upset and being belligerent, management has just lost the ability to tell the difference and handle it appropriately. It's called being tactful, you tell people what they don't want to hear by wording it respectfully, and ask them to leave if they continue being stupid. It's all about wording it right. Just because you're a customer doesn't mean you can treat anyone however you want.
Oh god the puns
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Why would you say that aloud? I understand frustration with customers, but there's a line you shouldn't cross even when you complain.
I work retail, at a beer distributor, no less. it's called self control. you just can't run your mouth wherever, whenever, however, you want, especially when other customers are in earshot. it's actually not that hard to talk quietly to another coworker or to even just say nothing. no good comes from it.
Except the customer wasn't in earshot and OP muttered it to himself, no one else. I understand not saying it to other people but he didn't, he said it to himself when he was sure the customer couldn't hear.
6 - I completely agree. Employees working in customer service should act in a professional manner and not express negativity to any costumer or co-worker no matter what the circumstances. You are getting paid to serve the costumer, not bitch and complain about them!
The customer can go **** themselves.
#60, the negativity was not intended to be expressed to anyone but OP. It's relief from some of the frustration when people are able to express the emotion in some way. In fact, I would argue that NOT doing this in some form or another would actually be a detriment to your mental well-being. And it was inteded for OP ONLY. OP intended for no single other individual to have heard that statement.
#60, they should pay more to deal with shitty customers, I would regularly end up with abusive customers that would almost leave me in tears just because we ran out of stock of something or something equally as minor. Customers take it out on those who aren't in control.
If looks could kill...
If looks could kill, I would have a few dead bodies on my...eyes... today. The perfect murder.
Well someone's manager has a stick up their ass
Sideways !
Like he hasn't thought about killing someone. We all have...right?
I think at this point we'd all consider someone who hasn't to be weird.
Like my man Louie said, if murder was legal there would be so much murder.
Murder makes the world go round
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Wow, if I were you I'd kill for a new boss.
I can't believe your manager would actually think your were serious about something like that. Hopefully you didn't get into too much trouble. Might want to rethink your place of employment.