Health: Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of...

By irishbubble - 04/06/2013 12:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML

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By :-( - 17/07/2013 05:22 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I finally convinced my mum to take me to a psychologist. As soon as he sat me down and asked me how I was doing, my mum burst into tears and went on a rant about how her life is terrible and she regrets everything. I was asked to sit in the waiting room. She used up my whole hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 07:03 - United States - Puyallup

Today, on my way to see my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he wouldn't have to drive me there anymore. FML

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Misery loves company

By siighh - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 20:22 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my mum wants me to see a psychologist because I've been acting strange lately. If by "strange" she means "not wanting to die any more", then sure. But thanks, I could've used that psychologist 3 years ago when I asked for one. FML

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Drama!

By fuckparents - 09/01/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

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Helicopter parents

By that girl. - 06/06/2012 05:26 - United States

Today, instead of having my friends come pick me up, my dad drove me over to visit them. He insisted on walking me up to the door, hugging me goodbye, and making sure my friends were appropriate enough to hang out with. I'm in college. FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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Support system

By Anonymous - 19/12/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to tell my dad that I was really struggling with my mental health and didn't think I could stay alive much longer. He laughed. This comes after telling my "best friend" last week and having to wait three days for a reply. FML

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By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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ChenEighty 20

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:57

I would shove his Psychology degree up his ass.

JoshuahColins 19

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:54

Wow, some people...

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:23

Is your dad "Ghost Rider?"

redbandit9877 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:39

A lot of people are quick to put down the psychologist, but it could have been on purpose to see what kind of response it provoked, after all that is part of their job.

gloooooria 14

Tuesday 4 June 2013 19:00

Exactly 30! Doing something like that on purpose would only open a painful wound instead of trying to help heal it.

brittyboo123 35

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:01

Wow OP. I'm sorry about your loss. I hope you can find someone who will actually listen and can help you.

Jjimen1654 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:13

Lets face it that's a trolling win by the psychologist, even though its terribly insensitive.

gloooooria 14

Tuesday 4 June 2013 19:04

I don't understand how that's a win? Death of a parent is not, by any means, a game!

katejones 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:20

What an idiot!! I'm sorry for your loss and hope you will find a good psychologist - since you obviously have to dump this one and not pay the bill.

spunkylady 24

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:31

Not a very good psychologist obviously...

anmolm97 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:33

Your psychologist needs a psychologist, sorry about your dad...

f2_fml 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:59

sorry for your loss...but i bet it was just a slip up he/she probably felt like giving himself a kick in the butt.....regardless...that was very unprofessional