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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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Childlike wonder

By Whatever - 17/02/2022 23:59 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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Kinda sus

By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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By Cissy - 27/12/2018 00:00

Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.

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The cat's out of the bag

By OldUglyWife - 18/07/2022 12:00

Today, I found out why my husband hasn’t invited me to his company’s summer social. Maybe, just maybe, he didn’t want me to know of the fling between him and his attractive young coworker. Her age is the same number of years we’ve been married, 19 years. FML

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clairboisson 19

Friday 13 February 2015 9:05

Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

vreid 20

Friday 13 February 2015 9:06

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

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thatbeastjake 5

Friday 13 February 2015 9:03

Raw!

Jak0p 25

Friday 13 February 2015 9:03

wow, creepy. but is he cool anyway?

clairboisson 19

Friday 13 February 2015 9:05

Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

Cortezthe1st 23

Friday 13 February 2015 9:06

Then everyone will think that OP is in a relationship with her dad.

clairboisson 19

Friday 13 February 2015 9:08

Which will make the accusation of them dating be outrageous and that guy will probably deny any involvement with OP

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 13 February 2015 9:36

Won't work if they're different races

Smooth_Criminal 24

Friday 13 February 2015 13:27

you've never heard of adoption?

marcus369 9

Friday 13 February 2015 19:37

16: you're dumb

JKPwnage 27

Friday 13 February 2015 19:58

you're*

ThuNDeY 23

Friday 13 February 2015 23:40

As in you're illiterate

vreid 20

Friday 13 February 2015 9:06

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 13 February 2015 12:31

Brilliant way to turn the tables! =)

MrsMsorMiss 2

Friday 13 February 2015 20:03

Haha, I should have done that!

ShadoeAcurus 16

Friday 13 February 2015 9:09

That is really creepy. I'd suggest telling your boss

pugpuggy 21

Friday 13 February 2015 9:11

Divorce that ************!

Boeneman 3

Friday 13 February 2015 9:11

i dont know what is worse the fml or the peanut group

corporatescoundr 25

Friday 13 February 2015 10:08

You mean the peanut gallery?

MDoremis 38

Friday 13 February 2015 9:16

Uhm... That got awkward quickly. I'd have a chat with your boss about that.

Wolfparable 22

Friday 13 February 2015 9:16

That's really creepy I'd say tell everyone he's lying and if he does something else like that report him to HR

sstahpp 33

Friday 13 February 2015 9:24

Take all of his shit and show him what marriage is all about.

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