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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I found my phone under the car seat after three days. I flipped it open ready to issue apologies to everyone who had tried to get in touch with me and I had worried. No missed calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By FreeToFly3733 - 19/08/2010 11:25 - Canada

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

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By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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eunami 15

Friday 1 May 2015 10:31

I can't be the only one wondering what the backstory of this FML is

AndyPurdy 31

Friday 1 May 2015 10:33

how tf did your phone end up in there?

Comments

skepijohnson 11

Saturday 2 May 2015 17:28

You should have taken a snack break during your search!

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 2 May 2015 22:41

Lol...,thought you were going to say you found it in your hand. (because you said you called all over)

jake624 4

Saturday 2 May 2015 23:10

hey! it happens more than you might think

TechnoPhoenix 8

Sunday 3 May 2015 0:07

How did you call the places you were last at if your phone was lost?

pinkyroxyay 8

Sunday 3 May 2015 4:48

Calling every place??? Without a phone u must be magic

YellowWatermelon 2

Monday 4 May 2015 8:37

I hope you're joking..

figure_of_bleach 0

Sunday 3 May 2015 8:14

How drunk were u!?

redneckfrankie 13

Tuesday 5 May 2015 4:59

I've done that! although I did put it in the fridge because it was overheating and got so hot it burnt my face...

nerderer 13

Wednesday 6 May 2015 8:37

Wow, I can't believe I had a second FML published! For all of you who were wondering, yes, I was sober, and yes, I did try calling it. You never think about how freaking insulated fridges are until they completely muffle the sound of your ringtone! And about how it ended up there? Let's just say I've been known to sleepwalk.