Miscellaneous: Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive...

By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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By skrumpp - 20/03/2014 16:15

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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By JavitheWrestler - 13/02/2016 23:06 - United States - Stockton

Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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kerrygirl 13

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:06

why wouldn't you have just sent a text to yourself first to see if it delivered or not......

Funambulist 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 9:10

Get better friends :)

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City_at_war 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 11:16

Already been done.

InhaleExhale 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 11:21

isn't this an old one?

13_hannah 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 11:34

Yeah.. wasn't there one like, "I didn't receive a call for three weeks, nothing was wrong with my phone" or something? :P

JP101 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:03

YDI for not testing your phone by sending text to yourself first. Also YDI for being a loser.

Martian_Kyo 1

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:47

It'd be even funnier if this FML had no comments.

cooliekid 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 13:15

maybe THEIR phones are broken and they can't receive texts :P you should really take them to T-mobile next time :)

Peterjames_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 13:34

We dont respond to your text messages cause your a cacapoopoopeepee head :-) lol jk but really isnt this a repeat....

loto_fml 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 13:41

There's already an FML like this. EXACTLY like this.

ShesaGoddess 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:04

Why didn't you ask your friends first if they send something back already..?

plexico 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:22

T-Mobile should send Catherine Zeta-Jones to your door in a slinky dress to say, "You have no friends."

Vinny_V 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 14:40

it would have been damn funny if no one commented.

retro_squares 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 22:58

HAHAHAHA

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