Love: Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush,...

By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By shwasted - 22/02/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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Date night

By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML

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Party zone!!

By helloworld92 - 31/01/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple smirnoff, I puked up the Chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML

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Nerves, dear?

By First date - 30/03/2021 02:00

Today, on my first date with a guy I really like, I threw up not once, not twice, but three times. FML

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Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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Lingering

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I’ve been trying to date not only agreed to a date, she invited me back to her place because the date went so well. We were kissing so hard, I struggled to breathe, I coughed, gagged, then vomited my seafood dinner all over her yellow sofa. It all went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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Mightyrif 23

Wednesday 3 August 2016 10:28

If he is as amazing as the date was he should forgive and forget. Heck it would be a funny story to tell your potential spawn.

Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 3 August 2016 10:35

As annoying as vomit is to clean up, your date shouldn't hold it against you - I'm hoping he was sympathetic and helped to look after you. :)

Comments

cjcj11 6

Wednesday 3 August 2016 15:34

Well that blows chunks

fuckIife 8

Wednesday 3 August 2016 15:41

My girlfriend puked on me at a party when we first met. I carried her to her sisters car and she puked on my shoes. Been together 5 years now.

ht123 7

Wednesday 3 August 2016 16:50

If you went to dinner after the date, what was the actual date?

BigDave469 15

Wednesday 3 August 2016 17:51

You are supposed to wait to throw up until about 1-2 months after you first have sex, LOL!

mnshdw818 3

Wednesday 3 August 2016 20:53

Couldn't you ask him to pull over or open the window or door? I understand you weren't feeling well, but that's just rude to ruin someone's car like that.

delichick 27

Wednesday 3 August 2016 21:41

Surprisingly it can happen quick. Ive havent been feeling well for about a year and Ive randomly thrown up - Ive bent to put a bag on the floor to get my keys and threw up before I realized I needed too. Maybe Op wanted to, and got sick before anything could be said

Bearsmomma 30

Friday 5 August 2016 10:20

Could be she threw up as she was trying to ask him to pull over.

delichick 27

Wednesday 3 August 2016 21:38

Hows your date feeling? My first thought since you shared a meal is that you got food poisening. Ive had it a couple time, it sucks. My next thought is you possibly had the flu. Hope you (and your date) feel better

GinGin92 18

Thursday 4 August 2016 3:08

Well that sucks, bad shellfish?

manuwish 9

Thursday 4 August 2016 12:27

offer to pay him for a professional cleaning or help out with the cleaning? it does sound terrible, especially if her crush is like me and has to vomit himself at the smell of it..the fact he didn't might be a quite good omen ;) follow up needed OP, did you get together?