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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

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Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Al - 13/06/2016 15:37 - Australia - Turramurra

Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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CardMaster1992 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:01

that's just pathetic.

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:11

Damn, I feel OP's pain. It's like the time where you keep typing in your password and it's not working. Then you get all scared that you have been hacked but your keyboard was just on caps lock.

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annonomusCG 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:34

ummm...

tr0llz0r 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:39

AND TO THINK, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN FAPPING TO SO MUCH **** DURING THAT... Oops, caps.

ShyAnn29 14

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:39

I might think the same lol! I'm not very computer smart at all lol!

CEG3 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:43

wow...just wow

yourshootingstar 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:49

derp

Metaltoiletpaper 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:55

damn OP,I know that feel bro.

honeylol 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:00

That's just dumb 

madhukar 3

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:05

i feel so sorry for u OP, fyl for being retarded :

amritsidhu6 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:07

fkn idiot... could have gotten it check out by an expert

jennnwoww 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:13

-_- I guess common sense isn't so common...

FYLimhoYDI 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 16:27

pretty eyes.

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