Miscellaneous: Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations,...

By idontbleedfromthere - 22/08/2012 23:10 - United States - Indio

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

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By burritobreasts - 15/10/2014 06:27

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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You deserved it 4 391

By germophobe - 02/09/2014 01:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML

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By Sir Vom-a-lot - 14/06/2012 16:28 - United Kingdom - West Drayton

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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JustKittyKat 24

Thursday 23 August 2012 9:22

Your name is hilarious.

IOmnomHard 10

Thursday 23 August 2012 9:24

Imagine if you choked on it in your sleep and died...The police report would be something to see.

Comments

wpolo02 7

Friday 24 August 2012 8:11

Do what my best friend and I did to get revenge on a terrible roommate, leave bodily fluids in condiments. They never find out, and u have a funny story to tell for the rest of your life.

captain__jj 5

Saturday 25 August 2012 1:02

1. It's not really revenge if they never find out. Sure, you might feel a little better about what they did knowing that you got them back, but it's not getting them back if they have no idea you did it. 2. That's ******* disgusting. I don't care how awful this person was to you, unless they put bodily fluids in YOUR food, they do not deserve that.

junkman6 22

Friday 24 August 2012 11:50

In other news this FML poster is related to the guy who slept through everything in the house being stolen.

Areyuhkiddingme 8

Friday 24 August 2012 13:37

At least it wasn't used.

senbonzakura90 3

Friday 24 August 2012 15:38

My room-mate always manages to draw a penis on my leg 4th penis this week counting the one today

iceman420son 7

Sunday 26 August 2012 15:48

Well at least the week is almost over

meikola 6

Monday 27 August 2012 10:51

Please tell me it wasn't a used one. Eww

Ugi 26

Tuesday 28 August 2012 16:40

This sort of thing would never happen if you only thought to sleep in a welding mask! Some people just won't take the simple, obvious precautions! FYL