By idontbleedfromthere - 22/08/2012 23:10 - United States - Indio

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML
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IOmnomHard 10

Imagine if you choked on it in your sleep and died...The police report would be something to see.

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perdix 29

Sleep in a "Silence of the Lambs" leather mask. It'll keep your mouth tampon-free and creep the **** out of your roommate!

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RedPillSucks 31

or he may get ideas, and you wake up bound in leather, with a ball gag over your mouth and chaps on and a sore butt.

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BrotherTheo 31

Upping the stakes is a horrid idea IMHO. It could rapidly spiral to places you really really don't want to go. It looks like it's time for Serious Sit Down talking with, not a stoop to their level type thing. By Playing in their field you show that you are in fact, willing to play their game, and you DO NOT want to do that. Sit down with them and tell them, this shit stops now, or they Get The **** Out.

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RockinRoyaltyxD 13

He's an ass, I mean you can choke in it while sleeping. Tell him to back the eff off cause that may be dangerous.

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zombiekitten87 12

Somebody's a douche. Mix a little hot sauce into her summer's eve.

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noisebox 1

Did you have dreams that you a new job at the fish market?

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FireFlie07 20

Don't you have an RA that can take care of that?

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klovely22 13

I fell asleep at a sleepover once, my "friends" put deodorant in both my ears. It took days to get it all out. THAT should be your revenge. (:

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COswald27 2

Well just be thankful it's not a used tampon...

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