By AllegroRubato - 04/12/2012 20:09 - Chile - Santiago

Spicy
Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
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AllegroRubato tells us more.

AllegroRubato 16

Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D

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Top comments

smallshaft 10

Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

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Comments

dan_in_wi 12

****** psycho... she's cheating and jealous that her new man can't "please" her

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krissyXmurphy 5

damn sucks to suck doesnt it

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dessicakez 7

I think she's luck! I wish that can happen to me.

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thybountyhunter 2

Okay I really don't understand here at all. I do this to my GF all the time. She knows that I enjoy making her have multiple orgasms. Sometimes to the point where she is trying to get away from me but I've locked myself in. Also tell her that you enjoy it but also talk to her and try to find out why it bothers her so much.

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Lady_Bee_fml 13

"trying to get away from me but I've locked myself in." That sounds just a tad rapey.

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ipanisse 5

You should apologize for that behavior. God have mercy on your soul :-p

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TurkeySlab 9

Means your to good at it for her and shes pissed that shes not the same for you. Trust me i know

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reaper1718 7

Now you get up and yell at her "this is Sparta"!!!!!"

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dmac843 2

Dump her NOW! The craziness only gets worse from here.

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WeWereWealth7 7

Admit it... you're just using this FML to brag about your sexual achievements ;) You have impressed me.

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