By AllegroRubato - 04/12/2012 20:09 - Chile - Santiago

Spicy
Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
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AllegroRubato tells us more.

AllegroRubato 16

Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D

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Top comments

smallshaft 10

Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

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Comments

AllisonC20 1

Geez, so inconsiderate...didn't you know she was saving some for later lol

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capodanno 4

This is either a fake story or she's a real dumbass.

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shadowdragon1 1

What the **** that's a first time I heard of a girl complaining

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believe_alanis 8

I Would Never complain about That !!!!.... Let us know when you are SINGLE again :)

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advent2060 4

I call bs usure u weren't the one who came too many times and she was mad cuz she didn't get to finish? Lol

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