Money: Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for...

By Elena - 07/07/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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By julesmommy - 08/09/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

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By Sucker - 12/10/2009 19:31 - Canada

Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML

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And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By shouldveknown - 27/01/2011 20:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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Heist

By Bobo - 11/10/2022 10:00

Today, my father stole the money I'd saved up by working and spent it all gambling. I'd saved it up for a year for a new car. FML

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By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

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Treat yourself

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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Cheap-ass lying bro-bro!

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 04:07 - Netherlands - Bergeyk

Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

He's a gold digga!!

barmeywashere 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:49

Sell it? Get your money back?

Comments

OhWowThatSucks4U 2

Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:04

go on a vacation with your new motor cycle!

jamiee7 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:03

it's okey motorbikes are awesome

Arch27 27

Thursday 14 July 2011 21:16

You mean you came home to find YOUR new motorcycle. Kick him to the curb and go for a ride.

zkmster 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 11:10

lmaoooo

MJangel18 2

Friday 22 July 2011 23:47

Might I ask how he got it?

LowFreshman 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 10:21

"Officer, my girlfriend is hysterical because I spent a little money." "Officer, how many for murder? ... Really? Please wait here a few minutes."

unicornzrock65 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 15:49

i did that to my girlfriend she got PISSED!! it was so funny

tal26ful 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 14:14

be excited that you have a new ride!

Verillan 5

Monday 25 July 2011 19:13

I think its pretty easy to say that you own that bike

music87 14

Monday 15 August 2011 10:03

I'd be so pissed. I'd take the bike back, dump the jerk, and take my best friend to go on vacation with me. But that might just be me.

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