Miscellaneous: Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside...

By I'm screwed - 27/01/2015 23:46 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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By xnickx - 16/04/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By Username - 04/08/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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Exodiafinder687 58

Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:15

Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:11

That is definitely one of the more terrifying cutouts you could have found. I feel your pain/horror.

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buckdharma 37

Wednesday 28 January 2015 10:42

Maybe Tom Brady let the air out of her.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 28 January 2015 20:30

How is Deflategate at all relevant here?

buckdharma 37

Friday 30 January 2015 2:55

Her wrecking ball was deflated too.

bearstyle22 11

Wednesday 28 January 2015 10:46

well damn now you have to burn your room

notorious_me 13

Wednesday 28 January 2015 10:53

Good Evening Dr Jekyll

bluebluhblou 15

Wednesday 28 January 2015 11:03

the Miley demon fan population is very devoted.

ndnpride88 25

Wednesday 28 January 2015 11:10

Did it come in like a wrecking ball! Lol

swanheart 35

Wednesday 28 January 2015 11:48

What a wily miley getting in without a key! Seriously, very freaky. Maybe change your locks?

brittaaany_93 38

Wednesday 28 January 2015 12:30

I think it might be time to change your locks!

nider 19

Wednesday 28 January 2015 13:13

You didn't perchance get really drunk last night?

dragoongirl90 34

Wednesday 28 January 2015 13:23

Now that's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard... Miley Cyrus..... *shudder*

vikky538 28

Wednesday 28 January 2015 13:52

wow....that's scary...both the picture and situation...

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Same thing different taste

Roommates from hell

Locked and loaded

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