Love: Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend...

By xnickx - 16/04/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By Luke - 25/07/2010 22:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By Uhohwemadeamistake - 29/09/2017 16:00

Today, my new neighbor broke into our new house because his key didn't work. We just closed on the house this week and changed the locks when footprints were found in the bathtub after the cleaning crew went through. FML

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By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By Useless Key - 02/09/2018 18:30

Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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amirn86 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:55

LOL... I wonder how that conversation went down... "HERE'S YOUR DAMN KEY BACK, STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!" "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME" *slams door in her face*... *walks back to apartment and realizes he gave his key to the ex* "Yeah so I uhh gave you MY key by mistake"

destron 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:51

Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.

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destron 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:51

Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.

deliverypenguin 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:52

epic fail!

Gryphon 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:52

Totally get where your coming from... but its still really ******* funny...

amirn86 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:55

jdb2009 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:58

You've got to be kidding me. Why would you feel obligated to give the old key back?? I guess that's still besides the point.

Unvirtuous 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:18

#5 It's to remind her of her place and rub it in her face that he won't be coming into her house and she's no longer welcome in his. OP Smooth move, and would have been well-played, but YDI for not checking the keys.

mikey41414 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:28

haha, Well maybe if your lucky enough for her to actually come open the door and she doesn't have one of her crazy moments for an hour, she'll have break up sex with you one more time.. Always good in bad right!? ...... yea yea, shes crazy, you can dream right?......

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:29

Smooth one. Very smooth. Well, that will be something that you'll remember over all the other good and bad times in your relationship.

mylifeisFML56 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:38

simply put... YOU FAIL!

g_m_j 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:00

so... if you cant get back into your own house, how did you type this one? why dont you just get her to give you your keys back? or if nothing else, why dont you just change the locks again? if this girls really crazy enough, itd be worth the price