By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
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csosa187 1

You deserved it for being such a creeper.

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tommyfox 19

I don't think "creeper" accurately describes him.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

He should take out the lump of coal that's up his ass...

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nailpolishCF 4

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MyPetNinja 14

Please learn how to spell... I'm not a grammar nazi, but seriously, this is ridiculous.

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upyourzlolz 11

Are you sure? That last comment it translated was pretty mind boggling. I'll be damned if Doc's translator fails us.

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taptaptapity 2

I wouldn't want my daughter to be babysat by someone who speaks like that OR who types like you!

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zombicidal 11

ever wonder what powers that great machine?

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Meowingtons500 18

Nailpolishcf- I think your "crap" is just as bad as "tht" of OPs. :S

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nailpolishCF 4

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mommabear0823 12

Nailpolishcf I am always on here on mobile and I can type out full words. Laziness, that is why grammar and spelling is so bad these days. It's pathetic. No need to get worked up about it.

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bananagrams 9

137- you also didn't need to put "a" between "make" and "excellent". It's incorrect.

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DocBastard 38

Nailpolishcf, I applaud your efforts at explaining your comment, but you seem to have missed reading the Commenting Policy which expressly forbids TXT jargon here. Try to refrain from looking foolish, and people won't call you out on it.

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Free_Candy 0

Is it wrong not to understand any of this?

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ohmandapants 16

I think I had a seizure while reading that comment. If anyone ever texts me spelling like that I will hunt them down and smash their fingers so that they can't text anymore.

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RomanBeauty 0

...make *an* excellent writing... And even with that correction, that is just a sentence fragment. Short cuts with typing just make you look unintelligent, and others annoyed. Show the world you can spell the first time around :)

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RomanBeauty 0

I definitely thought that was a husky dog in your picture- crazy!

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LegalyWhite 7

If you guys could read his comm then why is it such a big deal jeez

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jbsington 8

Doc did it the classy way. I applaud you.

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taptaptapity 2

Witty? I think you might be slightly confused on what wit is!

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Urbanchiller 0

Unprofessional, from both parties.

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xcarxcrashx 9

Or the dad was just joking. You know cause it was in a recent commercial? I would have told op they would never work for me again.

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coltsrock37 15

Wow being a babysitter is a service to others so they get the night off. You're the one being a **** about it. Good luck if they ever use you again.

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FYLDeep 25

Not only that, but babysitters often rely on word-of-mouth to get work.

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xcarxcrashx 9

Wow hope you have fun never sitting for them again.

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Muslimgal92 0

You're so Rude I hope you choke on a ****!

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brown4lifejot 1

The begining sortof sounded like the starter of a yo mama joke.

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awesomelikethat 0

Why? Maybe he was just trying to be funny

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upyourzlolz 11

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white16sox 19

OP was asked if he could be paid in Trident Layers. He said he'd rather watch the fathers gran inhale a ****. Then he said "If scowls could kill," meaning the dude scowled at him and OP would be dead if scowls could kill. Understand?

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