By toilet_trouble - 19/04/2014 07:44 - United States

Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML
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toilet_trouble 5

Hi. Some of your comments really made me laugh! So, it surprised me I heard him because I've never heard anything other than a vacuum or water in the pipes. This just made me aware he can probably hear a lot more than I previously thought.. Luckily I don't have loud bathroom trips often. I definitely regretted the super loud fart I ripped about 5 minutes prior to hearing him though. :p Anyway, neighbor acts cool so all is well!

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jigglypuff34 16

If he hasn't said anything, he probably doesn't give a shit. If you're still concerned play some music while you release your fury.

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DoubleJay95 13

I'm sure he doesn't care since he still waves to you daily as if it never happened. Just ignore it and keep being a good neighbor

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zadrvzrjlzamfj 11

Well that's a good thing that it doesn't matter to him! :)

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Isn't that just... Craptastic. Sorry, that was bad, but don't worry about it. It probably won't make anything more awkward, since your neighbour's been ignoring it so far.

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gracehi 31

If you're worried about him hearing you shit, I take it you don't watch much ****.

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zandalee 19

You raise a very valid point. At least OP now is aware of thin walls and knows to feed the chickens in blessed silence now.

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mld4657 28

Well apparently op never read everyone poops as a kid...

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DeoVolente 13

I believe you meant that OP "never read as a kid that everyone poops". Otherwise you're inferring that only kids poop

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DrownedMyFish 18

"Tom, I heard you struggling the other night. I have to admit that I'm concerned. Sounds like you could use a little more fiber in your diet."

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AviKerensky 17

If he doesn't seem to care, why should you?

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ErinRosado 14

Everybody craps, it's not that big a deal. I can think of far worse.

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BvbArmy_0 18

Sounds like a nice guy, get to know him :)

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