By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 837
You deserved it 2 578
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Luckster 0

Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!

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myfriend_youfail 3

She probably thinks you're Edward and she's Bella. If you leave her, she'll kill you because you're too dangerous to be around other people without her fantastic love. But then she'll kill herself as your already dead body "dies" because she just can't possibly live without you breaking into her father's house to watch her snore, throwing her into the side of a car for being a bad driver, and emotionally abusing her for daring to **** a teenage werewolf after you've told her you're leaving her for her own good. Ahhhh true love..... xD

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Jadie1 0

#41 you are HILARIOUS. that is pure genious!!! XD i agree with #48 too^-^

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wellinever 5

Take her out for the evening and let her discover that you are not the Adonis she believes you to be. She'll leave you alone and you'll avoid the prison sentence that goes with some of the suggestions above.

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letitbe56 0

Um...why has it taken you this long to call the cops?

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ANTONKR 0

Convince her to kill herself and she won't bother you again.

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THISISWHATIWNADO 0

I feel like i'm there now! that is too ******* funny!

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Jadie1 0

also #46 is just way wrong. you must not be right in the head. why the hell would you lead a person on like that? unless u wanna be a serial killer, thats still wrong

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silbern 0

you know what you must do now OP... Hire a professional hitman that's knows how not to leave evidence behind and make sure there was no written down agreement on his payment or such and what you get is one dead stalker! congrats!

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