By NateTheGreat132 - 20/10/2014 11:59 - United States - Whitehall

Today, after months of job hunting, I started a new job in a deli. I've been a vegetarian since I was 13, but it was the only job I could find. Turns out, I'm allergic to the preservatives they use, as my fingers now resemble sausages. Guess it's time to start job hunting again. FML
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NateTheGreat132 14

I was wearing gloves. When you open up a new carving block, there's TONS of meaty juice inside of there that you have to drain out. Some of it got inside my gloves.

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MortenM 17

Yea, a sign that you shouldn't stop eating meat

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strike2867 13

Well obviously, you haven't had any meat and now have a weak immune system.

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MadamBleu 12

I just recently starting working at a deli, too. I wear gloves the whole time because most the meat is slimy and juicy. Maybe you could?

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NateTheGreat132 14

I WAS wearing gloves. We've already established this.

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JimmyDn2000 12

If you're handling deli food without gloves and washing your hands, I don't want to eat from your deli.

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NateTheGreat132 14

Hello! OP here. I wore gloves AND washed my hands plenty. But, sometimes, the meaty juices still get inside your gloves, or your gloves rip. Thank you and have a nice day.

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NateTheGreat132 14

LOL Those meats aren't fresh. Hate to break it to you, buddy.

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demonfacee 14

If you need help job hunting, I'm here.

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Llama_Face89 33

The line about being a vegetarian didn't really add anything to the story..

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NateTheGreat132 14

You see, most people eat sandwiches with meat on them sometimes. I haven't in years. This is why I didn't previously know I was allergic to the preservatives, hence why I mentioned it. Nice try though, buddy.

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texaskitty86 25

Hey OP, it may not be a preservative but a bonding agent in the meat. My sister in law is allergic to a milk protein that is used in deli meats. Just a thought! Good luck with the job hunt.

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XxAtreyuSinsxX 14

I miss my deli job. Loved my coworkers. They were older so there was never drama. :/

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seventoeight 7

Good thing you didn't start washing dishes.

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