Love: Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive... - FML

By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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Love in the time of coronavirus

By Darkparcero33 - 28/02/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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Great timing

By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

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SoultheWolf 19

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:22

You should force him to pay child support if you decide to keep the child. Of course you will have to prove it is his child. I'm sorry OP.

zingline89 18

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:35

Definitely not the only thing positive about your day. You got your FML approved!

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bettyloohoo 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 19:11

What an ass!

kraz8 1

Monday 14 May 2012 6:04

What, didn't learn about protection in your part of the world yet?

kyle515 3

Monday 14 May 2012 8:29

get some condoms next time! by the way, your boyfriend sucks. maybe he foerboded that before the broke up

brookedenardo 4

Thursday 17 May 2012 19:06

now THIS is a real FML. i'm really sorry.

starlight124 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 23:15

Did you tell him? Because if he broke up with you after he found out he sucks

clairetlse_fml 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 0:12

I'm sorry, i'm not from an english speaking country so, what exactly means OP ?

eein 5

Sunday 20 May 2012 22:04

Dont you try to kill ur baby then !! He or she is innocent by d way just stay cool even hurts when ur belly is grower n without a husbad or partner just try to be strong woman ! Nothing cant be blame just face and carry on ok !! If you can take a good decision better be you talk to ur ex please figure out u both problem ok ? God be with you and be blessing mother :)

thejargogler 4

Tuesday 22 May 2012 14:30

ABORTION TIME

dolphinhead 3

Monday 4 June 2012 16:23

One more prego person in this world

CoCoFoShoHoe 0

Monday 18 June 2012 20:56

CHILD SUPPORT!!

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