Love: Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive... - FML

By rawr_fml001 - 11/05/2012 23:50 - Canada - Brampton

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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By GM38 - 23/06/2012 02:57 - United States - Melbourne

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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Love in the time of coronavirus

By Darkparcero33 - 28/02/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML

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Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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Great timing

By Carrie - 08/05/2013 05:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

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SoultheWolf 19

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:22

You should force him to pay child support if you decide to keep the child. Of course you will have to prove it is his child. I'm sorry OP.

zingline89 18

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:35

Definitely not the only thing positive about your day. You got your FML approved!

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G1ZZY 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 3:36

kill him. sorry, thats my opinion

neithn87 3

Sunday 13 May 2012 3:52

Not his

sematariux 7

Sunday 13 May 2012 4:14

I honestly think with her stupid screen name, she's probably just a dramatic ass teenager who's crying pregnant to get her little Wiener back.. Just my .02

radicaledward84 10

Sunday 13 May 2012 4:41

aw, I'm sorry. I also just found out I'm pregnant and my bf left when he heard the news. Chin up, worry about you and the baby first, and I hope everything works out for the best.

other121 2

Sunday 13 May 2012 9:38

No pun intended?

DollyDope 17

Sunday 13 May 2012 10:04

Perhaps he will reconsider your relationship

KUSH45 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 11:08

****

nayanaya 2

Sunday 13 May 2012 12:38

he cant dò that... And also can u tell me how was your relationship? If it was just for romance then its totally ur fault that u went so far and also without any kinda safety...

ashanleygrl 1

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:48

I am so sorry, the same thing happened to me a few months ago, it does get better. Best of luck!

ilikefood1015 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:44

At least it wasn't a positive HIV test

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML

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