Money: Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial...

By killme - 11/11/2014 17:43 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML

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By BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By It burns down there - 11/12/2018 17:30

Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML

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Cheapskate suds

By itchyitch - 30/10/2019 06:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, it turns out the beautiful, "organic" artisanal soap my boyfriend gave me actually came from the 99 cents store. He just wrapped it in some cellophane and gave it to me. I’m currently itching to death from the godawful rash and hives it gave me. I may need to go to the ER. FML

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By benjamin03 - 05/07/2016 16:34 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML

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By thisentiretime... - 18/03/2013 20:30 - United States - Morristown

Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML

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My skin hates me

By allergyssuck - 05/07/2018 20:30

Today, I got a soap that my doctor recommended, because I'm allergic to the vast majority of soaps. After driving 45 miles to the only store that sells it, and paying $12 for a bottle, I found out I'm allergic to it too. FML

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By pizzachest - 19/08/2011 13:11 - Canada

Today, I discovered that I won't be able to wear the dress with a low neck line that I bought for my cousin's wedding, because my older brother thought it would be funny to mix a scented body-wash that he knows makes my skin break out in hives, with my regular one. My chest looks like a pizza. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 14:35 - United States

Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:38 - United States

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML

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Eleora 19

Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:52

Well ain't that some shit?? I hope your luck takes a turn for the best, OP!

thinblue32 15

Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:56

Best stress relief is exercise, and it's free! Good luck OP.

Comments

dancer4497 2

Wednesday 12 November 2014 5:39

Your hives are probably from stress.

stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 12 November 2014 7:26

See a therapist ...STAT!!!

siggy_mcsigx 22

Wednesday 12 November 2014 7:50

You know you have to pay for therapy..

hippo1234 19

Wednesday 12 November 2014 7:32

awww...I'll send you rash cream, op!

Bennnncon 10

Wednesday 12 November 2014 8:43

If you lived in UK, the NHS would help you for free.

ostfaiz 18

Wednesday 12 November 2014 15:48

must be a difficult time for u Op, contact ur friends, cos a friend in need is a friend indeed!

Cirrus13 4

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:00

Because soap will cure your stress. Riiight. Try meditation, or a doctor.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:59

YDI for believing that "stress-relieving body wash" is a thing.

NavyWife9299 5

Thursday 13 November 2014 1:53

For everyone saying that stress relief from body wash cant happen don't know the way the human body reacts to smells and sensations like taking a warm bath with soap that smells like lavender or something like that. It has been proven to relax someone. And jumping to medication wont always help and it is certainly not good to get dependent on the expensive medication. FYL hope you get better