Health: Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Treat yourself!

By Jenniwithani - 20/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I'd planned a DIY 'treat yourself' spa day at home. I put on a face mask and settled to relax in a bubble bath. Just as I was getting out of the tub, I slipped on the wet floor and crashed into the wall, leaving a perfect imprint of the face mask on the tiles. FML

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Stressed out

By BK2017 - 29/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML

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Relax

By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 00:01 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, in the attempt to have a relaxing self-care evening, I ran a bath, threw in some bath salts then put a face mask on and hopped on in. After about 7 minutes of relaxing, my back started burning, so I got out only to discover the bath salts have given me a rash. FML

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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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You deserved it 58 662

By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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You deserved it 2 057

Red alert

By nobleach - 02/07/2009 14:05 - United States

Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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You deserved it 13 970

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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You deserved it 5 988

Classic confusion

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 05:00

Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML

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You deserved it 188

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 November 2018 16:07

Warning: Relaxing can be hazardous to your health.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 8 November 2018 3:38

It's hard work being gorgeous, isn't it? Well, for some of you. I'm naturally beautiful.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 8 November 2018 3:38

It's hard work being gorgeous, isn't it? Well, for some of you. I'm naturally beautiful.

Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 8 November 2018 10:34

But other than that it's a good day 😬

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 9 November 2018 1:24

Until you find out OP cut himself whilst shaving his balls. I'm going with male because the icon is male.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 November 2018 16:31

I’m seeing the female icon. The real FML here would be that she had balls!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 25 November 2018 2:41

Had a male icon when I wrote that comment.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 November 2018 16:07

Warning: Relaxing can be hazardous to your health.

Mawseed 4

Saturday 24 November 2018 19:43

didn’t i see this story before

Kurliez408 32

Saturday 24 November 2018 20:30

Next time try the mask on your hand first, to check for reactions. not sure why exfoliating would chafe your nipples....

TumblrweedPasses 11

Saturday 24 November 2018 22:19

Who exfoliates their nipples, or anywhere near that area

manb91uk 22

Saturday 24 November 2018 23:00

Well... If you're the kind of person who enjoys pain, that just might have been the most relaxing bath EVAR!!

acmariner99 25

Sunday 25 November 2018 3:18

“Relaxing”

carlgrimes47 13

Sunday 25 November 2018 9:52

Always test skin care products and makeup on a patch of skin on your inner wrist first to check for reactions. When exfoliating, steer clear of sensitive patches of skin, ie nipples and private parts. But you know better now so I leave with wishes of lick.