Transportation: Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught...

By rUs7up1d - 08/04/2015 14:43 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML

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By gudmarjoh - 08/12/2010 23:09 - Iceland

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML

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By CoolGuy69 - 12/09/2016 11:53 - Sweden - Mölnlycke

Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML

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By roadrage - 22/10/2009 13:11 - Australia

Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML

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By rocks_hurt - 16/08/2018 13:00

Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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Nicely planned

By Giveninsally - 09/10/2023 05:00

Today, my roommate wanted me to try out a new bus route home, I knew it might take longer but she really wanted me to try, so I went with her. After waiting for ages at The Exchange bus stop for the last bus home, we missed it, and had to take an Uber. FML

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We meet again

By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 06:57

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

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Naptime

By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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Cruel driver

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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BI4ze 17

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:12

Surely that is excuse enough to be given a second chance...

biasedshooter 24

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:12

Professors usually are understanding when things like that happen and let you have other exams count for double

Comments

drunk_crow 12

Thursday 9 April 2015 1:14

He needs an exam on being a good bus driver....

inolongercare 19

Thursday 9 April 2015 1:16

If you explain to your professor he or she might let you do a retake,

gintwinsmoore 20

Thursday 9 April 2015 1:27

I'm sure you'll ace the make up exam though. good luck!

Amdojin 13

Thursday 9 April 2015 1:41

I must say that I love the wording in this FML

lolalove24_fml 14

Thursday 9 April 2015 2:08

did you get hurt? are u ok?

vikky538 28

Thursday 9 April 2015 2:12

Its he learning that matters exams are only a way to measure that. I am sure your professor will understand if you explain

fml510605 16

Thursday 9 April 2015 5:06

Hopefully you can take it another day. Good luck OP

nodramallamamama 13

Thursday 9 April 2015 5:07

Lol..I like how you put that. I'm sorry you didn't make it. Hopefully your professor let's you retake it.

HighasaCloud 46

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:15

Pile up? You mean Orgy? =P

zane20062 5

Thursday 9 April 2015 10:35

Maybe you shouldn't pull all nighters. Maybe you should be organised.

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Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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