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By overly nationalistic redneck - 19/10/2013 19:37 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

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By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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By redneckfamily - 24/05/2013 07:06 - United States - Roy

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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By FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP - 01/11/2013 18:38 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML

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Terminally online

By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 10:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I came home to see my dad sitting in his car. I thought it'd be fun to sneak up on him. He was filming himself on his phone, ranting about "fighting like hell" and "a storm coming." He had his baseball cap on backwards, probably because the front had the name of our town in Wales on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 22:58 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my alcoholic dad finally came to see to my last dance recital after years of never showing up to watch me. He got kicked out of the audience for snoring too loud. I could hear him from the stage. FML

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By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:27 - Sweden - Vällingby

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

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skilova4lifezzz 19

Sunday 20 October 2013 2:36

Well put down your beer and go stop them, god damn stupid rednecks.

Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 20 October 2013 2:38

It's okay, OP. Your country's redneck TV shows will always be overshadowed by Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty.

Comments

nonnified 18

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:57

This would still make sense if you replaced 'Norway' with 'Texas'

thatguynamedsky 32

Saturday 26 July 2014 19:41

and I thought only 'merica had the rednecks

alyKATANA1 12

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:03

God bless America lmfao

rameses1210 18

Wednesday 15 October 2014 13:31

You are nationalistic rednecks

brokenwaffle 10

Sunday 25 January 2015 7:28

So Holland is just like a cold and wet Texas then huh?

themetalstickman 19

Wednesday 17 June 2015 22:01

Murica

ChoolyBooly 32

Friday 18 September 2015 20:06

I hope you got a video of it all so that when your dad is sober you can show him.

PsudoAnon 20

Monday 8 August 2016 9:03

A message from America: "One of us! One of us! One of us!"

tanman230 10

Wednesday 21 June 2017 18:59

us mericans have lived with this for a long time, best thing is to embrace it. "ugg America is full of fat redneck idiots" hell yeah and don't you forget it ************. *proceeds to chug a mtn dew while shooting a rifle.