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By overly nationalistic redneck - 19/10/2013 19:37 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

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By unwilling redneck - 24/05/2013 22:48 - United States

Today, my uncle drove to my house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Neither of us live on a farm. Half the neighborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

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By redneckfamily - 24/05/2013 07:06 - United States - Roy

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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By FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP - 01/11/2013 18:38 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation included my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML

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Terminally online

By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 10:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I came home to see my dad sitting in his car. I thought it'd be fun to sneak up on him. He was filming himself on his phone, ranting about "fighting like hell" and "a storm coming." He had his baseball cap on backwards, probably because the front had the name of our town in Wales on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 467

Bored

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 22:58 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my alcoholic dad finally came to see to my last dance recital after years of never showing up to watch me. He got kicked out of the audience for snoring too loud. I could hear him from the stage. FML

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You deserved it 76

By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:27 - Sweden - Vällingby

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

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skilova4lifezzz 19

Sunday 20 October 2013 2:36

Well put down your beer and go stop them, god damn stupid rednecks.

Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 20 October 2013 2:38

It's okay, OP. Your country's redneck TV shows will always be overshadowed by Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty.

Comments

Dubai_fail 7

Sunday 20 October 2013 6:18

sounds like fun...i would love to do that to a couple of people i know

djPanda 8

Sunday 20 October 2013 6:26

That's funny

dmbfan31 7

Sunday 20 October 2013 6:36

That's awesome! Makes me feel better about being a hillbilly. :)

raccoon1234 3

Sunday 20 October 2013 7:30

I'd like to see a redneck American or football Hooligan Brit write an FML in Norwegian.

monnanon 13

Sunday 20 October 2013 10:00

football hoolligans are not our redneck equivelant. more like inner city chav.

Gumdropbby 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 7:35

That's awesome! lol

LonelyAngel22 13

Sunday 20 October 2013 8:58

I'm sure I read an FML almost exactly like this, except in America, a few months back. Except there was a grandpa instead of an uncle involved.

pawelthink 14

Sunday 20 October 2013 11:05

well. looks like my opinion on us is not going to change any time soon.

dizzaymizlizzay 11

Sunday 20 October 2013 12:14

I thought we Americans were the cornerstone of rednecks. I'm totally ok with other countries helping to carry that humiliating torch

StellaNox 16

Sunday 20 October 2013 13:23

Could be worse - could be singing The Fox by Ylvis (unless that really is the new national anthem - wont surprise me) （≧∇≦）

JennNoVa 8

Sunday 20 October 2013 13:57

We have a reality show here in America called Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Look it up online, it should lift your spirits and you'll appreciate your country more.