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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

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By lekijkerd - 17/11/2012 13:56 - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML

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By Kreen - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML

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Thursday 12 August 2010 1:57

Very intelligent comment number one. -.-

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Thursday 12 August 2010 3:59

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jimmyfounder 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:17

saaaad

stitch_book 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:18

it ... it wasn't nickelback, was it? :/

remy3106 10

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:25

I love nickelback

anthaz_fml 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:51

Dib?

kierstinlynne 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:26

wow. that really sucks, fyl.

remy3106 10

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:28

hahaha it does suck

Jonathanaw 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:31

that's what you get for getting dehydrated. warped tour?

mrcs_bllr1 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:32

that sucks but Luke the other guy said probably best 2 songs of your life

Aeropostale 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:32

Wow that's horrible! FYL.

XxFallenbladexX 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:33

K-rockathon!?? lol ppl were getting wiped out there

princess579 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:35

lmao nice :) did u atleast enjoy those 2 songs?? haha

rawr_jami_rawr 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:38

YDI!!!!! for goin to the concert

QueenPersephone 9

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:44

Exactly, lots and lots of water. That way the next time you pass out in a mosh pit, you will piss yourself as well.

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