By kitchencrime - 28/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, my friend snuck up on me and yelled, "Gotcha!" I screamed and dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, white kitchen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitchen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 806
You deserved it 4 494

Same thing different taste

Top comments

StrawberryPiez_ 0

why the hell do you have blood red paint for anyways,? fyl

haleyneal 0

probably to paint the walls *sarcastic tone*

Comments

morbidsweet 0

Lmao X) But ah, that sucks. Hope that shit comes off for ya.

sublime93 0

...But you didn't murder someone in there, so what's the problem?

the_stereotype 0

i feel for you, but i won't lie...if i was your friend...i would get some police tape and make the body outline thing just for kicks while you were out

dudeitsdanny 9

48- But she did murder someone. The FML is just the official story

kieran247 0

you should keep it and scare people that cone over xD

StrawberryPiez_ 0

why the hell do you have blood red paint for anyways,? fyl

haleyneal 0

probably to paint the walls *sarcastic tone*

iDemonChild 0

What were you doing with blood red paint anyways? And why did you take off the cap before you went to the place where you were painting???

Not really a FML though, it's marble, the paint will of just wiped straight off, and even if you left it, you could still wipe it straight off with a cleaning solution. Now if you had of dropped it on your carpet, that would of been a FML

i feel she was intending on creating a crime scene

screwtaylor 0

It also may look like you had your period, but you didn't notice that you were leaking all over the house. http://www.spatcave.com/vktrs/mDSC00324.jpg I bet your floors look so artistic now. Start splattering maybe some blue and green, that'll go nice with the red.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA I DIDNT THINK I COULD BE PERIOD HAHAHA GOOD ONE

the_stereotype 0

FYL if you bleed a gallon of blood when you have your period

AAAAHHHH12 2

If you bled a gallon of blood on your period, you'd be dead I believe.

periods only bleed a little not ecen enough to cover a tshirt in the whole week. and blood dries brown.