Health: Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband...

By SnowyConcussion - 23/12/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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PaperShreds 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:30

Salt it yourself. Would that be so difficult?

RatofDeath 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:31

Why didn't you salt it for yourself? You think it's more work than constantly bitching about it for four days? YDI.

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cityboy1994 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 14:25

wow you could have done it yourself instead of probably sitting your lazy ass down you dont need men dto do everything for u wat are youlike 80 years old...Do it yourself next time or it would be uin da emergency room getting stitches

magiczipperman 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 17:31

why the hell didnt you do it yourself? especially after 4 days after nagging

capthavoc123 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 19:15

Do it yourself! If they weren't doing it, they obviously didn't see a need to. If you were worried about the salt, you should have done it. I bet you would sit around waiting for someone else to call 911 if a school bus crashed in front of your house. If your hand got chopped off in the lawn mower, you'd probably bleed to death sitting on the lawn instead of running inside to call for help.

Bunbu 8

Thursday 24 December 2009 19:45

You couldn't have done it yourself? YDI, you lazy bitch.

AndreaHatesYou1 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:05

Do it yourself, you lazy, spoiled ****.YDI.

nefarious11 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 20:30

Unless you are totally missing both arms and too poor to afford prosthetics, you deserved to slip and fall on the ice that you were too lazy to salt yourself.

kiwi0605 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 22:34

and you couldn't salt it yourself, because..

Lisa89 3

Friday 25 December 2009 0:04

WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT YOURSELF??? IS IT SO DIFFICULT!??

xnj319 2

Friday 25 December 2009 5:27

It's really not that hard to salt the steps... YDI. Women like you give us a bad name... for the record... I shovelled my walk and 2 neighbours' walks just for the hell of it after we got 10 inches of snow in one day and wind had piled knee high drifts. Phew, at least I know I'M competent.