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By BeautifulDisastre - 23/12/2009 10:24 - United States

Today, I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I tried to get off at the exit, it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showed up, the party was already over, so I ended up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 09:38 - United States

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:13 - United States

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By tim12345 - 25/07/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

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By HoShiz - 25/10/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to go to an award ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove 3 hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML

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By LowOnGas - 02/05/2019 18:00

Today, I drove my toddler to a schoolmate’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese an hour drive away, only to find out the party is tomorrow. FML

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By Noj12345 - 25/06/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2018 19:00

Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML

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Vedder 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:30

Technically, you drove 14 hours for Denny's, because you still had to drive home, right? Which sucks even more.

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:15

You could have joined four waiters in the men's room for a Grand Slam. That could have been worth the drive.

Comments

katrina0_00 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:06

oh dude that sucks :) but aleast denny is goooood

seanreddog 4

Wednesday 23 December 2009 20:49

Should've had a V8!

TehGirreth 0

Monday 21 March 2011 15:45

Why are you getting off at an exit? You should be driving, not masturbating!

cammiixy 4

Monday 8 October 2012 6:12

No it isn't do u have taste buds

shadow33456 1

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:06

first. as long as u enjoyed the drive it's ok but other then that that sucks gorrila pubescent

thinmint 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:15

"that sucks gorilla pubescent"? lol what?! pubescent is a state of being. you can't really suck it... that sucks gorilla balls maybe? that sucks gorilla teets?

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:15

You could have joined four waiters in the men's room for a Grand Slam. That could have been worth the drive.

Tigg3r 3

Thursday 24 December 2009 0:24

strongly advised!

Royal_Blue 4

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:15

um your uncle had his birthday party in a club? I'm assuming he's not that much older than you...

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:16

PLEXICO WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

MacOSXpert 7

Wednesday 23 December 2009 20:01

STFU with your plexico trolling! On topic: Am i the only one that doesn't understand why she couldn't get off at the exit when she had the chance?

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:51

...my plexico trolling? so im a troll for wanting to know where plexico is?? and Intoxicunt!?!?!?!?!?! ill bet they both agreed to stop commenting on this OR to stop going to the site alltogether

richardwilson 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:19

dam

Vedder 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:30

Technically, you drove 14 hours for Denny's, because you still had to drive home, right? Which sucks even more.

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:41

I once drove a seven-hour round trip to Austin to "party" only to end up watching some "Baywatch" reruns in what is supposed to be a great party town.