Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing...

By washed - 11/10/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:33

Well... certainly nobody would check, so he's a genius... albeit an unfortunate one.

iZ3r0 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:23

Yea that does suck.. what kind of things was he hideing??

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zangledog 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:20

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GreenHacker 0

Monday 12 October 2009 14:38

I wanna say he deserves it for this one. Only a moron hides his valuable where he did. Also, knowing you do the laundry, he should inform you of his hiding spot. FYL for dating a dumbass

kemmons88 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:26

your gay for being first.

sonasonic 34

Thursday 12 June 2014 0:06

Has that idiot ever heard of a safe?

iZ3r0 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:23

Yea that does suck.. what kind of things was he hideing??

moonlight_daze 8

Monday 12 October 2009 9:26

Apparently valuable things that a washing machine is capable of damaging.

greenltrn2003 0

Monday 12 October 2009 17:05

ionno why but this just screamed WEED to me... and that would really explain his thinking patterns too. ****** genious.

moneypenny_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:26

me to

xactownife 7

Friday 6 April 2012 2:44

Funny criticizing a person's intelligence with multiple spelling errors. ******' genius

moonlight_daze 8

Monday 12 October 2009 9:23

You live with him and don't know this? He Deserved It.

Kukua 5

Monday 12 October 2009 9:24

Were they his valuables? Or yours? If they were yours, then FYL for sure. If they were his, then he's a mama's boy who obviously has relied on the women around him to do his laundry his whole life.

oogyboogy 6

Monday 12 October 2009 16:45

actually if he puts them there it means that he does all the laundry because he has to remember to take them out

greenltrn2003 0

Monday 12 October 2009 17:02

haha...

FYLbutYDI 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:24

Ydi for putting landry in without checking... And iPod first

Kukua 5

Monday 12 October 2009 9:26

The laundry was already in the washer - he hid his stuff UNDER the laundry already in the machine.

outofitall 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:29

Sounds like a smart guy.

FYLbutYDI 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:29

Ok.. So he put dirty landry in the machine and hide things under it? Wow this is really fake or he has bad hiding places...

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:33

Well... certainly nobody would check, so he's a genius... albeit an unfortunate one.

null_fml 11

Monday 12 October 2009 9:33

Hiding valuables is a good idea, but that's kind of a dumb place. Does he hide his alcohol in the oven when some less-than-trustworthy friends come over, or put his pet hamster in the freezer so your neighbour's dog can't get it?