By The Soul Of A Damned Queef - 31/01/2015 04:04 - United States - Dublin

Spicy
Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML
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ItsAUnicorn 27

You told him 'dirty'. Now only your definition of dirty has to match with his definition!

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XBurytheCastleX 25

At least he tried.

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Johnnycake23 42

And that kids is how I met your mother!

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TDog3337 12

So he's going to set your pussy on fire?? Sounds like fun...

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pjsr 32

This comment thread needs to be shut down!

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buckdharma 37

Tell him his "weapons of mass destruction must be around somewhere. Nope, nothing down there."

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siggy_mcsigx 22

I don't really get the appeal of aggressive dirty talk. Destroy, bang, nail, orchestrate a terrorist attack, on your pussy/ass......rough sex can be cool but seriously the violent terminology nowadays....

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Makaze 12

I don't understand the offensiveness either. It's a good analogy. Did you work at the towers or work at the new one? This FML makes no sense.

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Murfeman 5

He's trying to say that he's going to destroy it so badly that you'd want to remember it for decades to come ;)

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soxoxox 2

True, but it can weaken them to the point that they cannot support a building.

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AHzulu 25

Jet beams can't melt steel fuel

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