By The Soul Of A Damned Queef - 31/01/2015 04:04 - United States - Dublin

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Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML
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ItsAUnicorn 27

You told him 'dirty'. Now only your definition of dirty has to match with his definition!

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XBurytheCastleX 25

At least he tried.

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Comments

Vestin 18

Asking for dirty talk and then complaining about getting offended is like asking for BDSM and then complaining about getting hurt :3.

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xwingtwo 15

Really all of this BS when he obv meant 9-1-1 as in call the fire department because that pussy is going to be on fire or call the po po because he's going to beat the hell out of it. He was just dumb and put a /.

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Mr_Guy_Dude 17

OP makes it sound like he said "nine eleven" not "nine one one"

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KrDizzy 16

He's gonna hijack a plane and hit you with it? Sounds like a good time.

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bubbles5810 12

I thought it was funny.

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chikinscratch00 8

lol. Sounds like something Peter Griffin from family guy would say.

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vivaellefashion 14

I think you should give him an example of what you meant by "dirty" talk.

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collinchildress 12

He is going to vigorously penetrate your holes similar to how the planes vigorously penetrated the many layers of steel and concrete in the buildings of the World Trade Center. That's I think what he meant. Sounds like you may need a wheelchair next morning.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@54, Bow-Chika-Wow-Wow. So, have you ever thought about writing a novel? Nothing like a good BYOW to the party.

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NthDakotaBeaches 12

And now the NSA will be paying close attention to your "dirty" texts...

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