Miscellaneous: Today, after the two week winter break, I went back to school...

By bandcamp926 - 05/01/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, after the two week winter break, I went back to school to find that the bookbag that I'd left in my car was covered in some creepy, pink gooey stuff. Under the freezing conditions, my lotion had exploded all over my notes and bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML

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By Caroline1812 - 24/04/2015 23:58 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, while getting ice cream with a friend, her car got broken into. Nothing was taken except my backpack, which contained assignments making up 50% or more for grades in four separate classes. FML

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Today, as the weather is getting cold, I got my cozy fall sweater out of the closet. I soon realized I had left a candy bar in the pocket sometime last year, and it had melted all over the inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 18:02 - United States

Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML

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By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ridgefield

Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2016 03:46 - United States - Nampa

Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 16:05 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

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By kentrm - 11/05/2016 02:12 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML

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TheLoneWolf87 4

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:54

I smell shenanigans. Most lotions are water based, so it wouldn't just explode, it would freeze inside the bottle. Perhaps the bottle cracks because the ice expands, but unless the lotion thawed, and leaked out the crack, it wouldn't just ooze out.

Ottoman81 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 12:49

put the lotion in the basket

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bluboi917 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 18:04

that does bite but might i suggest that you keep your car cleaned a bit more regularly.

telfie 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:43

Things explode in extreme temperatures. I once left a Pepsi in my car during school and came back to find the inside of my car looking like I'd just shot Marvin. Learn your lesson!

newsgit 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 16:05

you're nice. Lotion is a good moisturizer. Some people have dry skin. Also, yes, it would explode. My lil' sis put a bottle of WATER in the freezer (filled to the top) and it exploded.

hallgod33 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:56

THAT MAKES NO SENSE! LIQUIDS CONTRACT IN THE COLD!!! YOUR FAKE FML LOSES DUE TO SIMPLE LOGIC!

criminalmind 10

Wednesday 14 July 2010 5:36

liquid actually expands while frozen or cold. That's why when the ice caps melt were ****** harder than Paris Hilton.

mindofthewicked 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 7:18

I tried to fit an over-sized yogurt container in my backpack (no hands) and I'm still trying to pry my textbooks apart. They make random loud crunching noises during classes, or I get alarmed looks from my teachers if they hear the small tears I have to make to get them to separate. -_-