Love: Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split....

By ohIlike - 15/09/2009 12:10 - Australia

Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

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By Terra - 19/11/2016 05:14

Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 22:41

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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52fremont 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:29

WTF thirteen year engagement?!

Standupboi 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:30

why the **** were u engaged for 13 years???

Comments

Lisasimpsonfan 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:42

13 years???? Either you were a kid when you got together or your man couldn't commit. You are better off without him and his mama.

zipit66 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:49

Sorry, but YDI if you've been engaged 13 years with no wedding plans. Or did you mean 13 months?

BlueBomber 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:07

Yeah, I'm gonna agree with the afore-posited Thirteen Month Theorem. While one of my life maxims is "Never say somebody is too stupid to do something," I've never, ever heard of anyone actually being engaged that long. That in mind, FYL for having to call off your wedding / not having a clue your mother-in-law-to-be didn't like you, but I gotta turn around and say YDI for using facebook as a means of legitimacy for anything, ever.

sodahhhr 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:25

1996?!?! Do you know how many people were born since then? How many pounds of cheese doodles were consumed? How many box office hits? How many times Brett Farve retired? I mean, the list goes on....