Intimacy: Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face,...

By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Philip - 17/02/2017 16:00 - Australia

Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML

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By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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iluvwaffles42 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:03

I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.

saIty 17

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:04

He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.

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fkinfantastic 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 16:44

Grow up. Perfectly normal thing to happen when living with someone. I suggest pretending you did not see them. And start checking from now on? Haha

subjectdelta2 0

Monday 7 November 2011 0:16

So I'm pretty sure u have gave him a bj before I don't see much of a difference

vcolvin 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 5:34

Men are disgusting lol!

SukiIzumi 8

Tuesday 6 December 2011 20:04

It couldn't have been that bad. Have you never given him a bj before?

krad204 21

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:00

That's not that bad, my dad sticks it up his a**, :?

beautycat246 7

Friday 21 September 2012 3:55

Mmm yummy

Lucky7Samson 10

Saturday 20 April 2013 2:49

"White people don't use washcloths. They just stick the raw bar of soap up they ass. What if I wanted to wash my face?" -Leonard Washington; Chappelle's Show

snyder94 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:03

Now that's what I call a hairy situation. (Sorry I had to)

banana987 7

Friday 26 July 2013 20:30

Why would he put the bar of soap at that spot and not rinse or wash it off after? Or he could atleast get his own personal bar of soap

liaRawr 9

Saturday 7 September 2013 2:50

Don't use soap :(

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