By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

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Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
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WCARlover 34

What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.

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Jdeluxh 12

Just do the same when she gets undressed.

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annasworld 3

she's sounds like such a great self esteem booster

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DoubleDose 0

lemme guess, you tried putting your pants on two legs at a time o impress her and fell over

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eminemchick 19

2 ur pic matches ur comment perfectly.

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YourEvilHero 12

I heard the little blue pill works great with that problem.

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Eggers 2

if you thumbed up 65's comment and not 69's comment, you're a stupid sheep that knows nothing of the Internet.

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daysgoby902 6

106 is there something I'm missing?

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FridayPasta 0

i like how none of these comments have anything to do with #1's comment, ******

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yoursucklives 36

put it in her pooper

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eminemchick 19

wow thanks for degrading me 106 now i feel so worthless ima ball up in this corner and pretend im a carrot. like that nyan cat guy.

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HowAreYouToday 34

STAY AWAY FROM THE RABBIT!

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sunlovinmama 1

She was probably just nervous and inexperienced

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icecreammintz 0

THE PERFECT MOMENT FOR A DICK SLAP, nah jk, unless you wanted to. :D

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kameryn25 3

By the sound of it OP couldn't dick slap his girlfriend if he wanted. It's ok though it's not about the size it's about how.... ok it really is about the size F your life OP.

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ShyAnn29 14

It could have nothing to do with the size of his dick

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T1A2Z3 34

Maybe he has a cyanide and happiness comic tattooed across his chest?

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Polo_X 0

If not the size, then maybe it's the fat rolls covering it...geez I'm a terrible person for thinking this. Sorry man. :( FYL

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jesse70781 2

Maybe she was laughing because his dick was small as hell. In that case he wouldn't of even ben able to DICK SLAP HER! lol

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Jvr91 8

Maybe it was L shaped

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eminemchick 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

or maybe it was A B C or D shaped. Or E or F... you get the point. ;)

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RyanMacVey 17

ok... for a moment there i actually thought that id wrote this :L

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Amrel 10

Tell her now you know how i feel then dump the bitch

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PrickHead 0

maybe all she could of thought was: "that's a clean circumcision"

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Jdeluxh 12

Just do the same when she gets undressed.

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reallytho3 11

IF she gets undressed u mean...

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CookieMonstr19 0

Good idea!show her how it feels

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hotrod14 0

how hard she tried or how hard you tried.

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Denikk 0

Haha you gaboyz it's funny because... ah **** it it's just funny xDD

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WCARlover 34

What's up with all the FMLs with all these extremely nice girlfriends lately? Like the one that wouldn't kiss her bf cause of a pimple. What a Sweetheart.

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DynamicDave 11

^ Ah see what you did thar! Although I must say I "D"isagree lol.

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duckman9 55

thats just normal. Thats the way girls are these days. You'll just get used to it after a while. Something about all this emancipation story.

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Orcina1 3

You should stop arguing over what's a better chest size and just "B"e friends lol

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marinus_fml 19

You just couldn't keep it hard, no matter how hard you tried.

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nilin95 1

Dude haven't seen you comment in a long time.

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kelsey_katie 17

Oh wow. I'm sorry OP:(

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acquiesce 6

Break down and cry.

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