By sodaxpopxhiccups - 03/04/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
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sodaxpopxhiccups 0

I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]

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Diosjenin 0

I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

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epmx27 0

ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

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epmx27 0

ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

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gomego87 0

YDI for letting the spider see your naked body.

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10_4Franky 0

Yeah she's a ******* ***** for letting the spider see her naked. 

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abcdefghijklmno_fml 0

ugh! nasty! i'm arachnophobic too! hope your nose feels better!

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mich23 10

screaming... over a spider... i can understand running away... but screaming... wow

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SneakyMuffin 0

I'm arachnophobic too, there's nothing wrong with it, aren't you extremely scared of anything?

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Panime 0

Don't scream when people are sleeping unless you are seriously injured.

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la_colombianita 0

thats fuckd up...

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Ox_Baker 0

You deserved it for being a drama queen.

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miamiFTW_ 0

some people have phobias and can't help it moron.

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Volcom722 2

And unfortunately there isn't much you can do to fix them :/ Well at least I can't.

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Yuko_fml 0

Hey man, sometimes with a spider you just can't help it. Those are some FREAKY little buggers.

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turtlellama 0

Haha, I'm sorry, but that's kinda funny. Sorry about your nose though. :(

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Due to having arachnophobia, I most likely would have freaked out even after it was dead since it was on my forehead (plus, I have a high intolerance for germs). Ugh god... That sucks.

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