Health: Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment...

By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By alycion - 17/06/2019 19:07

Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML

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By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By ouch - 12/12/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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By Ramb0 - 21/12/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - Christchurch

Today, I was headbanging so hard to a song in the shower that I hit my head on the wall and got a concussion. I'm now in hospital. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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A07 48

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:29

Atleast your pullout game is strong OP

xxlittlemsanime 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:26

That'd be awkward to explain in the hospital. "How did you get the concussion?" "An asshole vacuum cleaner nozzle wanted to square up."

Comments

IndicaPaincakes 28

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:25

Dang, you're okay right? These moments happen to all of us, maybe not to this extreme but as long as you're okay. You will hopefully have a great laugh about this later!

James_is_Mexican 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:48

Well that sucks... Literally...

xxlittlemsanime 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:26

That'd be awkward to explain in the hospital. "How did you get the concussion?" "An asshole vacuum cleaner nozzle wanted to square up."

EvilTurtle 35

Sunday 26 July 2015 8:59

This is why I never clean! You'll never know if you'll end up with a concussion.

ScarredVox92 16

Sunday 26 July 2015 10:44

This is why you never jerk too hard.

taymichele16 15

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:26

Damn that takes skill, I'm impressed

CommentKing207 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:27

Goes to show you should always be careful with electrical units and such. If it won't come out don't yank. It'll always fly back at you.

A07 48

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:29

Atleast your pullout game is strong OP

lovelockdown23 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:37

Perfect!

JamisonB98 16

Sunday 26 July 2015 7:17

I was literally about to reply with the same thing when I saw your's as the top. Hat off to you

SubparAtBest 23

Sunday 26 July 2015 11:57

Seems to be good at jerking too

MDoremis 38

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:31

If it makes you feel better, I once tried to grab something off the floor and fell, tearing all the soft tissue off one of my hips.

NthDakotaBeaches 12

Sunday 26 July 2015 6:34

Definitely a YDI. Obviously if something is that difficult to pull out either try something else or make sure that when it does come out, you don't smash your head into anything.