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By rs - 30/06/2012 18:36 - Egypt

Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 12:34 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

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By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

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By smashed - 24/09/2012 14:33 - United States

Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML

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By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By JStein - 29/11/2012 04:33 - United States - Hampshire

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By Mak10 - 21/08/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML

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By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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speshlk37 13

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:13

You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...

flockz 19

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:17

HULK SMASH!! if you know what i mean....

Comments

GlitterBomb 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:21

Hey it's natural ;)

SneakherHead 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:08

No baby your natural

doctorhook86 24

Sunday 1 July 2012 14:23

I feel like more people with an Avenger as a profile picture should post here as we discuss the Hulk's weiner.

destroyer69 0

Monday 2 July 2012 0:12

No 87 she is beyond natural, look at her rack ;)

hotchocolaterain 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:26

"excitement"

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:54

Yes, excitement is a word. Did you need help pronouncing it or something?

hotchocolaterain 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:11

No, I was hinting at what it was she couldn't hide that indicated her excitement

BitchynessIsGod 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:29

Her nipples? Boners aren't the only thing that get stiff when aroused. OP is most likely not a TGirl...

Bonzer 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:27

Thats crazy! Who gets a boner thinking about hulk's pa... wait nevermind.

Bonzer 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:30

Edit: I see now OP is a girl, forget my comment.

rosesofash860 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:54

Or a gay guy

TJhudson181 12

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:08

Except in the top right it shows op is a girl

Quinn32 16

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:21

Or the top left...it all depends...

mhopper 13

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:32

I don't know what's scarier- a green penis or one that large! Ouch!

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:29

I choose C- all of the above.

grands138 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:23

Or D) His pubes are probably like braided cable. Hope the Hulk manscapes.

rdrr 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 6:06

How about the ejaculation? pew pew pew

zombiibabii 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:35

If this is in reference to Edward Norton as the Hulk, it's totally okay and forgivable.

broim13calm_down 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:51

I can't believe I just googled that.

gracehi 31

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:05

I can. ;)

gracehi 31

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:57

My comic book geek boyfriend told me that there is one Hulk series where Bruce Banner learns to control his rage and he stays in his Hulk form all the time but has the mindset of a his civilized Bruce Banner self. He's even married to a normal sized woman. He said he would always wonder how that was supposed to work, and that his wife's ****** must be like the French-English chunnel.

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:43

haha that one made me laugh, see why geeks are awesome to be with they come up with some funny stuff.

jayfreeman80 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:01

You are a size queen - embrace it. They may want to share that big package with you. WYF NOT?

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:03

Once you go green, you never go back. ;)

syki 22

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:43

Once you go green, it punctures your spleen.

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:48

You win this round, 54... :)

grands138 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:03

Bruce Banner is the one man who can legitimately claim shrinkage. PS - Should any woman sleep with Bruce, better not make him angry while he is inside you.